"so disfunctional" and "this describes our relationship so well"

how to use the above phrases properly


A) So disfunctional: first of all dysfunctional is spelled with a y. use this caption when you are making an album of a school dance. when you make this the caption of your photo make sure at least one person looks like absolute crap. it's really cute!!!!! especially when the two people in the photo are dating. it's like publicly admitting "hey, we're not always perfect." 
B) This describes our relationship so well: usually these are candid shots. for some reason when you find them on your camera, you think "wow this honestly describes us so well!" but when the picture looks like this:

I'm like wait so your relationship is best described as two people who often take bad pictures? or sometimes it's like you and your best friend looking fake-mad at each other, and I'm like that's a weird relationship. or boyfriend and girlfriend standing 10 feet apart looking awkward. what are you trying to say? why would you want people to know that. I have honestly never seen a picture of two people who look normal and happy with this caption.