New Scrolls Found in Dead Sea Indicate 2 Additional Days of Creation

"And then GOD said, 'Let there be Prayer at the Flagpole in public schools.' And there was. GOD looked at what He had made and decided it was good. The eighth day." -Genesis 1:32-33

"When GOD awoke the next day, He decided to create the idea of homosexuality so that he could ridicule it. So GOD took the rib from Adam and made man in His own image again (except that he was homosexual). And then GOD said, 'Let us all hate homosexuality even though I created it.' And GOD saw that this hatred was good. The ninth day." -Genesis 1:34-38

What is the MME and why do we take it?

The MME is an assessment of the skills necessary in order for one to become a plumber, mechanic, cashier or janitor. It combines both first grade math and reading pie graphs. Juniors take the MME incase they opt out of going to a college or university. The MME is an opportunity for students to wear Call of Duty PJs and for otherwise straight teachers to dress like lesbians, pairing their dress pants with New Balance tennis-shoes.