the rules of spanglocuntism

the difference between spanglish and spanglocuntism is that in the latter you actually go the extra mile to sound like a complete prat
1. always speak in a loud voice (smack tongue inside mouth interminably)
2. never speak an entire sentence in spanish.
3. use the word "like" 
4. purposely mispronounce words (dietetica like dieta-tatica)
**If you follow all these steps correctly your sentence should come out to this**
Senora, like como se dice like good in spanish like para when it is para like estar?