Save some gorgeous for the rest of us! Share some gorgeous?

The stupidest phrases known to facebook: 

a) save some gorgeous for the rest of us:  it’s like who are you talking about? you’re speaking for the entire human race? who gave you permission to do that? also, there’s not like a pot of gorgeousness that one gets her looks from. so how is she supposed to leave some “for the rest of us” 

b)  share some gorgeous: **first of all, do not respond to this comment, they're just looking for a return compliment** how the hell are you even supposed to do this? if you’re ugly, you’re going to stay ugly. it is impossible to share your good looks with another person.